Stealing from Toad

I'm shamelessly stealing from Toad at To the Manner Born.  This week he posted on Chuck Lorre's vanity cards.  I'd opened the page and got distracted, but a soccer game was cancelled today and I have been sitting here reading and laughing out loud a long time.  A long enough time that I'm sure had I spent it productively would have resulted in either financial compensation or a clean closet.  I still think I came out ahead.  For those of you are still cranky about the time lost on Isaac Mizrahi, you might want to avoid this.